A recap of what I did yesterday is pretty short and sweet. Yesterday I went to work and then left for my appointment with the specialist. The ride was good. I had a quite a few laughs with Julie. When I got to the hospital in Rouyn they had put some of the instructions for the clinique extrene in English. Was kind of funny though to be talking to the Security Guard in French and then the Receptionists hahaha I dont speak the language fluently at all. Not even at 2:30 and after 10 shots of Jose Cuervo hahaha I had a blast posting stuff about the appointment on my Facebook (yes...I'm located there :P). I'll post of it here for you to laugh about :P My status was about 5 ahead to register and how the security guard and the English Translations were new. Then a friend of mine, who is a bit of a worry-wart, says "What are you doing there...you okay?" and I responded, in classic Julia fashion, "just follow up :) ... ya know...literally getting my putch checked hahahaha" and the reason why that is funny is because putch is native slang for vagina and I was there to see the Gynocologist LOL But no,,,I let told them I was pretty sure I'd get to keep my clothes on this time :D
During the appointment I was told they got all the bad cancer causing cells (YAAAAYY!!!) since my last pap smears have come back normal. I will HOWEVER let you know that the procedure was painful. They say you will be feeling some slight pressure - this is a blatant lie!!! They basically numb you a lil then gouge out the parts of your cervix that has the abnormal cells. This isn't counting the parts where the instruments look like some type of torture device and they make you more anxious, which makes you even more tense...It's just painful :( Then its the usual 6 weeks of no sex. Which isn't that big of a deal because you can feel that for weeks after the procedure is done anyways.
Either way, my Gyno wants me to take a pregnancy test and I happen to think that is ridiculous. The last time I was intimate, without protection, was waaaay back in August. Would I know I was pregnant by now? This makes little sense to me. But after arguing about it with her I just agreed to get it done. Because really, it's just pissing on a stick and I'm making a big deal about it because I'm infertile and it just makes me feel crappy about it. Then she tells me about surrogacy and that I'd have a good shot at getting an egg donation or something but I'd have to lose weight and stuff. To be honest, I never thought of that. Who ever thinks of donated eggs? So, I guess I have motivation to do something now. Either way, I like my Gyno. She may deafen me with her loudness at time but she is an amazing doctor <3 Totally understanding and willing to discuss other options with you.
After the appointment I came home and just basically chilled. After I ate something. It occured to me that I didn't eat anything at all for Breakfast or Lunch. I didn't notice. Was too nervous but man...was I starving when I got home hahahaha I ended up having some nachos and snagging some of Mums fries on her. Just sat back, read the last Naruto manga (so saaaaaaadd!! :'( and happy) and then just read some fanfiction....and that's how I got distracted.
So this post is yesterdays post hahaha I'll post something tonight for Saturday (today). Hope they make you laugh as much as I laughed at them :D
Hope you had a great Friday ;)
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