Sunday, 9 November 2014

Is that my cat?!

This is my first blog. Somehow this feels weird. This doesn't feel life changing at all. I'm supposed to try to do this once every day. I can only imagine what I'd write. 

So, today I was asked about blogging and wondered what the heck would I blog about? I got nuffin! So much nuffin' that I then thought - what the fack?! Might as well...hahahaha I really dont have much to share with the world right now (even my end of the world) except we realized tonight that my cat is not my cat. 

Imagine my surprise when I noticed Kami is now the happy kitty of someone other family. All this time I thought Kami was here, annoying me with his meowing, his need to nip at my pants (my chubby little legs hahaha), and all around hassle me by following me to work (like I can't manage that one my own!?). Then BAM! I see a picture of Kami and it made me wonder "Hey..Is that my cat?!" and it was. I wondered, is it mean to not feel sad that Kami is gone and now goes by another name? Then after I ate my last Laura Secord Chocolate Fudge bar...I shurgged and said "nah". ***for some reason Mum thought I said Mum hahaha*** Regardless, the lil freeloading punk formerly known as Kami is gone. At least he's not someone's meal right? hahaha Ya never know...life is full of weird and bizzare things. 0_0 Dead Dog Cafe anyone?!

After solving the mystery of what happened to Kami, and the lil punk is probably happier where he is (he gets to keep his balls this way) I decided to solve another mystery. The mystery surrounding what the hell happened to my winter coat. Buuuuttt I got distracted by pink nail polish and then Facebook sucked me in 0_0' . Once I retrieved my soul from the Facebook universe I just wanted to have a shower. But then I got distracted again. YOU EVIL INTERNET!!!! Sucking away my life...leaving me with so much questions without answers. Well, unless you go check out Yahoo answers hahaha Those are typically good for a chuckle. Or the best fails in ads ever (ripe boneless bananas! LOL)...where was I going with this? Hmmm...oh yes! I decided to blog. 

On another note, I think we have a mouse in the walls. The cats keep scratching at the walls and meowing. When I was told that's what it was, I pretty much said "I hope that it dies before it gives us the plague" and I walked away. My Mum shouted at me "My god Julia! Just go to bed!" and I replied "I was in bed but you felt it was necessary to rip me out of my happy cocoon to tell me something that'll just make me paranoid." I walked away and Mum started to shout "GIVE ME YOUR LEGS!!!!" and I didn't bother responding. I find it's safer to just ride out her mood swings like one would ride out an earthquake. *nods* 

Well, it's about that time I brush my teeth. They have been looking a bit yellow from the amount of crap I have been drinking this past week. Not to say I haven't been brushing my teeth hahaha But I think my paranoia of the dentist induces this crazy brushing regime. They will never be white enough 0_0

Have a good night!

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